Most of them are too racy to print, but this one is PG at most.
A bum, accompanied by a pathetic-looking Golden Retriever/Irish Setter mix, confronted Husband and I in the alley, exclaiming, "They give me money at the bank if I have a dog!" I snatch the dog and the money from him, and go to a store to get dog food and some bread and peanut butter from the man. I am plagued by thoughts of salmonella-infected peanut butter (although I know the peanut butter is safe) and can't choose a dog food for the life of me. Plus, the man only had $17 or so. To add to this, I am being stalked by someone who looks eerily like one of my professors, who wants to steal the dog back, and the stock boy won't stop flirting.
Does the new stimulus package contain a provision about giving homeless people money if they have a dog?
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